I think I'll follow the voice that calls within
Dance to the silent song it sings
I hope to find my place
So my life can fall in place
I know in time I'll find my place
In the greater scheme of things

Saturday, April 16, 2011

someday i will rule the world...

Someday I will rule the world. And when that day comes, everybody I hate will be tortured to death and no law about human rights will be implemented. Earth for those who does not appreciate me and what I do, will become hell but they should still love and support me because if not, they will be tortured to death too.

I will gather everybody’s money and then will burn it because I am going to reprint a new currency with my picture on it and put it in a bank which then I will own.

All properties; cars, houses and lands will become mine.

I am the ruler of the world. Earth will become Planet Eda.

I will build a special huge island where edible fruits and vegetables are to be grown and another island where animals which we will eat are to be bred.
But still, you can grown your own plants or raise your own animal at your backyard.

Food will become abundant. It will be buffet through out the day at hotels where everybody can stay, for free.

House and lots, rebuilt with swimming pool and centralized air con or heater in it will be given for free. Rural areas will not be far anymore because there will be a Mall and a Disney land in every region or state where entrance fee is for free and in every town, there will be a movie house and time zone too.

Hospitalization, Education and transportation are for free.

No slum area will remain.

Those areas that are expected to endure from flash floods are to be removed form the map and those that are living in there will be given a new house and lot.

Going in and out of your country is for free, as well as watching a movie in Hollywood or touring in Caribbean or Bahamas. You will just need to give me a letter so I may decide if I will or will not approve of it.
Of course there will still be Hollywood superstars and gigantic international and national companies. They will remain.

Everybody will get a new cell phone. I will choose what brand and series will be given to you. And it will be loaded with unlimited call and text forever.

Everybody will also receive a brand new car. I will choose which to give depending on what I think you deserve.

Pharmacy will become the leading course in college.

Nuns will become beautiful as ever and Priesthood will become the coolest vocation for men ever but still following the chastity, Celibacy and Obedience vow.

Bars and beerhouses will be accessible only to those eighteen years old and above. Antonio St. Cor. Dapitan will become the coolest spot for yosi breaks.

A government shall still exist but I will become the president of the presidents of all the nations.

However, before running for presidency or any other political position of your country, one must pass my examination, just like an entrance exam before entering college, so that we may know that you really are eligible to run.

But when I become the ruler of the world, I will still remain in the Philippines, living in our bungalow house who rides a tricyle, jeep, fx, mrt, and a public bus.
I want to rule the world because maybe, I might change the way how we live, maybe I might give equality and justice . (except for those i hate and who will hate me)
hahahahahaha

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